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Expatriation Rumors Heat Up, Pickup Steam, Verily Smolder

Heard something on the airwaves about us getting out of Dodge, but I`ll believe it when I live it.Assorted grumblings have been wafting across the gossip airwaves. I've seen boxes packed, tourist guide books perused and luggage equal parts purchased and packed. I'm not sure if it amounts to anything, but I'm guessing probably not. By the way, when is this "Puerto Rico" time period I keep hearing about?

I'm thinking it's in the future, since everybody keeps talking about it in the future tense, but I don't think that counts for much, because it's actually in a future conditional tense, which has uncertainty built right in to it.

A quick check of my history books says there hasn't been a "Puerto Rico" time period, though there has been a place, whatever that means. I'm thinking this makes perfect sense since I'm still confident it's a future place much like the fabled land of "when you're older" I keep hearing about. Oddly, I can't find that on my historicartograph either, so they're probably near each other on the map.

Interestingly, I somehow think the 25-cent trolley ride at Chuck E. Cheese somehow plays in to it. If that's the case, I hope so, because that thing only costs a single quarter for all three of us, though I don't think it racks up any frequent flier miles.

I'll be keeping my eye on the story as it develops, but I don't see any truth to the rumors. I'm curious why all my toys are packed up, but I don’t think it means anything.

Also, can anybody tell me what a "big airplane" is for?

Boys riding an automatic trolley
Above - You can't see Brendan in the picture, but he's there. Ever and forever the backseat driver, he hung out great and told us how to make the ride run rampantly delight-fun.

So fast we got blurry
Above - The truth to the rumor is dubious, but if we go anywhere as fast as the trolley, we'll sure to be as blurry as we were for the cost of five nickels.




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